The Walk

It was a gorgeous summer night, when I met him his scruffy brown hair attracted me to him. He came over and sat down next to me, because like me he was being ignored by everyone else there. He looked at me, smiled the cutest smile, then said "Its rough being the only straight boy in a room of gay men." I began laughing and he smiled, he leaned close to me to talk over the music, he smells so fucking good, his breath smells sweet. He puts his hand on my shoulder pulling me closer, and says "My name is Brandon!." I respond a bit dazed, "I am Ce-Robert," he smiles again and asks, "Do you always forget your name, or am I making you nervous." I smile and tell him, "I go by many names, sometimes I mix them up." He smiles and says, "Want to go outside where we can talk better?" Before I can respond he has me by the shoulders and we're walking out the back door. We sit down on a bench outside and begin talking, getting to know one another. He informs me that he did not coincidentally just bump into me at the party, he was looking for me, he heard that I could be great company to talk to. I just keep breathing deeply in love with his smell, then like a slap across the face his last statement sinks in, he was looking for me, why? He smiles, scoots closer, then he says “Can I talk to you, I just need someone to listen and not judge me?” I respond very quickly, “Yeah sure talk away.”

He then begins to talk to me very seriously, he tells me about his life, he lives at home, his Mom and him have never got along. He doesn’t know who his dad is. He goes on for hours about his life, and his constant feeling to do drugs but never physically able too. Then we both look down and realize we are holding hands, he looks up at me slowly and smiles shyly. This smile is different from all the rest of the smiles, its more shy, the rest were more silly grins. He then says, “Why is it so easy to talk to you?” I told him, “I don’t know, but everyone does it.” He then asks me, "Can I have your cellphone number, so I can call you and talk if I need to?" I take his cellphone from his hand and put my number in it for him. Then we stand up, he hugs me tight, and thanks me for listening. We head back into the party, and we are inseparable the rest of the night.

That night when I got home, my phone vibrates it is him. I look at my phone and on the screen it says "Hey! Glad I met you tonight! I really enjoyed talking to you, your so easy to talk to. I bet your even easier to date." My heart kind of stopped for a second, and then restarted very quickly beating. I responded back "Glad you enjoyed the talk, I am always here for you to talk to Brandon." A few hours later my phone vibrates again, I look and its him again, "I want to fuck you." I just stared at my phone for the longest time, thinking how to respond, so I just didn't respond. The next day I got another text from him, "Sorry that was very forward, how about I make you dinner, and then we go from there." I replied, "Ok." He replied, "By the way I am an assistant chef." I reply back with just a " :-) ". He then replies "I will text you when I shower, and am on my way to your house."

Around midnight my phone vibrates, "I am getting off work and going to go shower, text you in a bit." Then, around 1:00 am my phone vibrates again "I am on my way, I have food I made for you." About thirty minutes later he arrived at my door, when I opened the door his smell hit me hard, he smelled so damn good. He looked so sexy standing there in his baggy jeans, and tight Hollister t-shirt clinging to his abs. He smiled at me, then walked in the house, he began to look around then asked, "Where is the kitchen?" I couldn't speak I just pointed, he then said, "Well come on and eat, I am hungry." He walked in to the kitchen and sat the food on the table, I got in the cabinet and handed him two plates. He dishes up the food and says, "Well lets eat." 

After dinner we walked into the Tv room and I sat on the couch, he sat next to me super close, practically on my lap. I looked at him, he just smiled, and looked at me. He then asked, "Do you have any movies we can watch," I showed him where all the movies are, and told him to pick one. He chose American Psycho, I put it in the DVD player. He plopped down on the couch next to me, and laid his head in my lap. We began watching the movie, he took my hand from the back of the couch and placed it on his chest. I looked down at him and he smiled really big, and says "What?" He keeps his hand on top of mine, and rubs the top of it. He continues playing with my hand while watching the movie. Then he says "I am hot, do you mind if I take my shirt off?" I tell him, "I don't mind, it would not make me uncomfortable at all." So he stands up, takes off his shirt to reveal his chest and abs. He then returns to laying on the couch with his head on my lap, and takes my hand and returns it back to his chest, this time he does not hold my hand though. We go back to watching the movie, and I rub his chest, my hand slowly getting lower down on his chest. Eventually my hand is by his belt rubbing his chest, and I look down at him and he has the hugest smile ever. I undo his belt and pull it out of his belt loops, he raises his ass off the couch making the belt slip off easier. Then he goes back to laying there, and I slip my hand into his pants. I look at him surprised, he is not wearing underwear, he smiles. Then I begin rubbing his crotch right above his cock, and I feel his cock twitch. I grab it and he jumps, not expecting it. I pull my hand out of his pants.

I unzip his pants and pull them off him and throw them on the ground. His cock is 6 inches long and surrounded by a very nicely trimmed bush of pubes. I begin to jerk his cock, and he smiles and says, "That feels really good." I tell him, "Glad you like it." He says it would feel better if it were your mouth on my cock, instead of your hand. I smile and sit him up, and then have him sit where I was sitting and then I get on my knees between his legs. I suck and bite at his nipple and he squirms, as I do that I am still jerking his cock. Then I begin to lick, kiss, and nibble my way down his chest toward his cock, making him squirm the entire time. Once I get to his cock lick the head of his cock, and then I begin to suck his balls into my mouth one at a time. I look up at him and his eyes are shut, I stop long enough to ask, "Are you ok?" He responds, "Yeah I am enjoying this a lot."  I go back to nibbling and licking at the head of his cock, then I quickly take his whole cock into my mouth. I begin sucking his cock with a quick bobbing up and down motion, while I suck it I massage his balls with my hand. I feel his hand on the back of my head playing with my hair, then he pushes my head deep into his crotch, and hold it there. I feel a hot load of cum shoot down my throat, it tastes very sweet. Once he releases my head, I begin to lick his cock clean of every last drop.

He then says, "I want to fuck you right now." We go in to the bedroom and he pulls my t-shirt over my head, unbuckles my belt, and undoes my pants ripping them off. He asks where the lube is I give him the bottle, he lubes up his cock. He then makes me lay face in the pillow, my ass in the air. He rubs his hard lubed cock, up and down my ass, then he rubs the tip against my hungry hole. He then slowly pushes his cock into my ass, until his balls are touching my ass. He then begins to slide in and out of my ass slowly, then I tell him, "Faster." He picks up the speed and begins fucking me harder, until his balls are slapping against my ass, and both of us are moaning. He leans forward grabbing my shoulders so he can pull me into him, causing his cock to go really deep into my ass, then I feel another huge hot load shooting deep into me, and I hear him out of breathe. He pulls out and I push him backward so he is laying on the pillow, and I suck his cock clean. 

After he catches his breathe, I grab him by the hand and take him to the shower. After we shower, we get back in bed naked, he lays in front of me while I hold him tight. We begin to talk, he tells me how great he feels now, and eventually he falls asleep. When he woke up the next day he asked, "Do you think your roommate will let me use some clothes for work?" I tell him, "Yeah I am sure Jacob won't mind." Luckily they are the same size. After he got dressed he hugged me, and told me he would text me later, as he hugged me he squeezed my ass goodbye.

Indian Cave Explorers

I woke up this morning excited as fuck, cause this was the day I went away to camp, I loved going to camp. This camp was an Indian Village camp, where we learned boy scout type stuff without the outfit. Plus, I was excited because our camp counselor was going to be Joe, my friend who lived across the road. I had a huge crush on Joe all the while we grew up, he would always come across the road and we would play together all day. In the Summer we would go swimming in the pond, or exploring the woods behind my house. Joe was the most gorgeous boy I had ever seen, he has gorgeous, mysterious looking blue eyes, that have gray swirled through them. He was also an older boy he was 3 years older than me and at that age 3 years was a world of difference. I was only 13, he was 16, and he was driving; he drove a 1965 Mustang his dad had given him, it was a similar blue to his eyes. He would always take me everywhere with him in that car. Well, all night I had thoughts of spending the Summer with him at camp. I rode to where the bus would pick us up with Joe and his dad in Joe's Mustang. When we got to the place where the bus was going to pick us up, me and Joe jump out of the car and run to the truck to grab our bags. Then Joe reaches in his back seat a grabs 2 flashlights, and a battery powered lantern. He throws me 1 of the flashlights and tells me to put it in my bag.

When we get on the bus everyone scrambles to find a seat, I sat in the seat in front of Joe cause this girl sat next to him, she had a huge and very obvious crush on him. But he was not interested in her at all, and she was getting pissed cause he kept ignoring her and talking to me, hitting me. So eventually she just sighed and moved to another seat, but not before Joe told me to scoot over and climbs over the back of the bus seat, and plops between me and the window. Then he says he hates the window, while picking me up and putting me by the window. His cock brushes against my ass through our pants, it was hard. Once he got situated, the driver yelled at us to all sit down, and we would be leaving for camp. I loved the electric feeling it caused in me and my cock sprung up too, but I tried my best to hide it. After, about an hour on the road, and Joe talking nonstop to me, he asks if i mind him laying with his head on me while he sleeps. I tell him I don't mind to go ahead and sleep, no sooner he lays his head on my lap and his feet across the aisle into the empty seat, my cock springs to life and I can't stop it. Joe feels it and opens his beautiful eyes up and just smiles at me. He then takes his hand and adjusts it, so its not poking him in the head.

Once we get to camp the adults are yelling for us to run and get our beds in the cabins, first come first serve. Joe grabs me, picking me up and runs full force toward Cabin 4 where we were assigned. Once we get there he says the counselor's bed is here, pointing at the bed in the back left corner of the cabin. He said here is your bed, pointing to the bed directly next to his, he then smiles and says he wants to keep a close eye on his little brother. We throw our stuff on our beds, then he says we need to wait for the rest of the guys, then we will go down to the camp welcome party. There were a total of 14 guys in my cabin, counting Joe and I. Once everyone got in the cabin, Joe made us all introduce ourselves, then we headed down to the camp welcome party.

We get down there and there is a bunch of food, so we begin eating like we had not ate in a week. After we finished eating the the adults told us all we can go explore the Indian Village, just be in bed by 9pm, we had to wake up at 7am.

Joe asked me if I wanted to go for a walk in the woods looking for animals, and cave exploring with him. We both had (still have) a great love for exploring caves, we also share a love of bats. We were walking through the woods following a brook, hoping it would lead to a waterfall or a cave. We followed it upstream until we saw a ledge about 6 feet up, on that ledge was a cave. We climbed up there, and once we got up there we got out the lantern Joe got out of his back seat. We walked into the cave until we found a large open area of the cave. Joe then tackles me to the ground of the cave, and we wrestle around for a few minutes. Then we sit up, to enjoy the peace and quiet of the cave. Then he punches me in the arm and asks what I want to talk about.

Joe and I always talk about boys and sex so the conversation that followed was nothing super weird. He asked if I had ever sucked a boy's cock, I told him no, he asked would you like to try. I told him sure, he said he had never had anyone suck his. He then asks if I would suck his. I smile at him and tell him sure I would love too. So he stand's up, tells me to stay on the ground, and he pulls his shorts down. Exposing his cock to me, his cock is the first one aside from my own I had ever seen. His cock was beautiful, it was 6" long, and surrounded by a very nicely groomed bush, it took me a moment to recover. Then, he told me to kiss the tip of his cock, I did and he moaned a bit. The he said how lick it like a popsicle, so I did, I loved the taste of his cock and the scent of his cock. Then he says now put it in your mouth, moving your head up & down, and suck it. So I do, I started sucking it at first really clumsily, but then I got the hang of it, and realized that while doing this if I touched the area between his balls and ass he would squirm and moan.

About 15 minutes later, he asked me if I would let him try something he always wanted to try. I looked at him and said what do you want to try. He said I want to stick my cock in you ass, he said he always wanted to try it. So of course I said yeah, and he reaches in his bag and gets out this tube of jelly stuff, that I later learned was lube. Then he pulls my shorts down and leans me forward over this table looking rock formation. Then he lubes his cock up and before fucking me he reaches between my legs and grabs my balls. Then, he rubs his finger from my balls back to my ass, then he puts his finger into my ass, making me flinch, he asks if it hurts I said yeah. He asks if I want him to stop, he says he hears after a while the pain goes away. I tell him to keep going, he smiles and bites my ear lobe. Then he says to brace myself, he is going to fuck my ass, and he sticks his cock in my ass, it hurt a lot at first. He begins sliding his cock in and out of my ass, in between thrusts he asks if I am ok. I tell him its beginning to feel better, and he says that if it hurts he will stop, he doesn't want to hurt me. Then it began to feel really good, having him fuck my teen ass. Then all of a sudden he moans really loud and I feel a really hot fluid inside my ass. I thought it was blood, he then says sorry I came inside your ass without warning. I was confused so he told me all about orgasms and cumming. I tell him I have never done that, he smiles and says that I am about too.

He then pulls me toward him and begins sucking my already hard cock, and within moments I felt a very electric feeling, and then I felt fluid come out of my cock. It felt so good, he swallowed whatever came out of me. He then licked my cock clean, and smiled at me. Then he grabbed me and kissed me, slipping his tongue into my mouth along with some fluid that tasted really good. I tell him his mouth tastes good, he said that is your cum. Then he kisses me again, then he says that felt good, as I go to stand up he pulls me into him to, and cuddles with me. We were out there in that cave for close to 2 hours playing. He then says its time to go back to camp, when stand up and bend over he slaps my ass and says thanks for letting me be your first.

We got back to camp and went to the cabin, all the boys were already in there. I lay on my bed, and Joe sits down next to me. Joe had us all talking until lights out. Then when 9pm rolled around, Joe said ok boys lights out. He stayed sitting on my bed and whispered to me to ask how my ass felt. I told him sore, but I will survive. He then whispered good cause it won't be the last time, smiled at me, and then he kissed me and went to his bed.

Haec quotiescumque feceritis, in mei memoriam facietis

Picture by:David LaChapelle

When I was 16, I began doing something that will truly send me to hell if nothing else will. I solicited sex from men and would have them meet me at a Catholic church, and I would elevate them to the Lord, just as the priest elevated the bread. I would have the guys meet me in the balcony of the church, so nobody would notice what we were doing. I had my fair share of parishioners, alter boys, students from the high school nearby, and random strangers who were wanting to find God. I did this until I was 18, Mike was my last parishioner. Below is a story of the most memorable baptizing:

It was a Saturday morning, in Spring of 2004. I woke up to a text message from a 19 year old guy who said he was going to mass at 4pm, and wanted me to meet up with him. I got super excited cause I had been flirting with this boy for months, ever since I saw him in these basketball shorts and was very noticeably freeballing. I told him if he ever wanted some fun, to text or call me. Well I texted him back and told him to meet me in the balcony during Mass at the end of Kyrie, and he would be singing Gloria for a whole other reason. Well I was sitting in the balcony waiting for him to slip up the narrow staircase, where I was laying on the pew smoking a cigarette. (Got to love Catholic churches, nobody smells the cigarette smoke.) Well I finally heard footsteps behind me, and sat up to see him standing there in all his fineness. He smiles and tells me he is really excited, he has never done anything like this. I make him sit down in the pew, and I get down on my knees in front of him (like a good Catholic boy). I unzip his dress pants, pull his cock out of his pants (he is freeballing again), and I begin sucking him off as the people below are singing "Glory to God in the highest, and peace to his people on earth. Lord God, heavenly King,  almighty God and Father, we worship you, we give you thanks, we praise you for your glory."

He begins to moan, grabbing the back of my head, and buck his hips causing me to deepthroat his cock. As I am sucking his cock hands loosen his tie and rip open his shirt, so I can play with his nipples. Then I begin biting at his nipples, and kissing down his chest back to his cock again. Then I hear him speak for the first time during this whole thing, he says come on, and he grabs me by the hand and leads me all the way to the back of the balcony. He leans me over this long, old, black table and yanks my pants down. He then leans in and whispers, "Wrapped or Raw." I tell him raw. I reach in my pocket and give him a small tube of lube. He lubes up his cock and begins raw dogging my ass. It felt so fucking good, and luckily that table was nailed down or it would of been moving all over up there.

 He then leans forward, grabbing my hair and pulls it hard. This causes his cock to go deep inside me, and he begins moaning. He leans into my back biting it, just then he cums deep inside me. Then he flips me around and sucks me off, then pushes me to my knees to clean his cock up with my tongue. Just as we finish cleaning up, and putting our clothes back in order, the priest is saying "Haec quotiescumque feceritis, in mei memoriam facietis" (Do these things in memory of me). We begin to laugh. Then we sit down in the very front pew in the balcony until the Mass is over, and then we go our separate ways, to meet up a few more times after.

I know I will go to hell for all this!!!

BDSM Playground

Saturday morning while I was in Washington DC with a friend, I got a call from my Sir's best friend Eric asking me if I would host and DJ an all male BDSM party (gay, bi, and straight men only) being held by him on Monday night at his home. I quickly agreed after hearing that my Sir was in agreement. He told me good -  you will be hosting all festivities, DJing, and you will no doubt end your night in the Dungeon. I was so excited to get a chance to host a party again, especially one of this type.

Sunday when I got home from DC, Sir and I went shopping for our outfits for the party.  He bought me a very tasteful outfit - a neon blue jock and a chain harness. He bought for himself a matching jock but in a bit of a different style -  it had a ring in the front that his cock hung out of for the world to admire. He also bought a new ring for his Prince Albert... it had neon blue balls.
 

Monday I awoke early to a call to substitute teach, so from 9 to 5 I did that. I brought my laptop with me so that during breaks I could work on the playlist, and make sure it could autopilot if the need arose, while hoping it would. Once I got home, I had to call Eric who was throwing the party, to get a list of the activities I would host so I could get a sense of the placement of them in the show. He told me there are only a few activities:  the Hottest Sir/Boy Duo, Lube Wrestling, and the Hottest Jock Fashion show. So I went to planning the night.

When Sir came in we had to quickly shower, so we hopped in the shower together, to get done quicker and other reasons (but that’s a whole other story). Once we got done "showering" we put on our harnesses and neon blue matching jocks. For the record, Sir's jock is so fucking hot with the ring in the front for his cock to hang out of it for easy access. Then we put on our pants and tees, because we live in Ohio, and don't feel like fighting any intolerant cunts, or explaining to kids why we are dressed like that.

We get to the place where the party would begin, and Eric's house is huge and I told Sir that this party is going to be fucking awesome after seeing the Dungeon. The Dungeon was fully equipped with 5 slings, 2 piss troughs, 2 slave poles, a rack, and a cage. Another good sign was that Eric's nearest neighbor had to be a mile away from him. Once we got the tour of the property, my sir and I began to set up for the party: I set up my computer, while Sir sat up the sound system for the party. Eric wanted sound through the house, in the Dungeon, and outside in his yard. Eric had awesome outdoor speakers that are wireless, ran all around outside and into the woods.

Within a few hours sexy guys began arriving to the party, and the music was going. There were 15 Sirs and only 6 Pups/Boys (that counts me). The night began with everyone stripping down to their jocks, dancing, and drinking - nothing like drunk sirs and pups/boys. We started off the night with the Hottest Sir/Boy(Pup) competition... the winning couple was a very hot duo consisting of this mammoth of a Sir named Rick - he is 6'2" 250 pounds, clad in a leather and metal chain harness, and a leather jock; his boy is 6', beautiful blue eyes, 190 pounds, wearing only a mesh jock. After winning, the Rick forced his boy to suck him off for the entire crowd’s viewing pleasure. Rick had a nice cock - it was about 7" long and super thick. His boy had no gag reflex, and was deep throating his cock, bobbing up and down ferociously. Then Rick buried his boy’s head deep in his crotch, holding it there, and you could hear his boy gurgle as the cum shot down his throat, and Rick let out a barbaric grunt. Then he stood his boy up and kissed him.

While everyone was dancing to the music waiting for the Hottest Jock Strap Fashion show to start, a guy name Wynter approached where I was at my computer DJing. Wynter is a 6' straight guy, he has a wrestler’s build from all his years of HS and College wrestling, and he has deep warm brown eyes, olive colored skin, and deep black semi curly hair. He asked me if I would suck his cock, cause he is super horny. I could tell he was having issues - his cock was peeking out the side of his black jock. I asked him what made him ask me out of all the other guys, and his response was that I am the only one there he felt comfortable asking. So I put the music on auto, and walk around the table where he is standing, and drop to my knees in front of him. I pull his jock off and see his 6" cock standing straight up. I take his balls in my mouth one by one sucking on them... this makes him squirm. Then I lick from the base of his cock to the tip, and when I reach the tip, I kiss his cock. Then slowly take his cock into my mouth inch by inch until I have the whole thing in my mouth and I begin to slowly suck his cock. Licking the head of his cock, his cock tastes sweet. He begins to precum, and I lick off the drops of it. He is beginning to breathe really heavy, so I grab his hand and tell him come on.  I lead him out the back door, and once outside I ask him if he will fuck me. He says yeah.  I hand him a condom and lube, he quickly puts it on and lubes up. Then he bends me over the rail of the patio, rubbing his cock on my ass hole, making me buck my hips toward him. I turn around and look at him and he is smiling very devilishly, and says you want it don't you boy. I tell him fuck yeah I do.  At that moment he plunges his cock deep into me, pounding my ass hard, as his low hanging nuts slap on my ass. He starts moaning loudly and pulls out, forcing me to the ground.  As he does that, he is taking the condom off. He then forces me to suck his cock, and then he blows a huge load in my mouth. I lick his cock clean and then stand up breathing heavily. After we both recover, he tells me its been a week since he has come - that explains the huge load.

Once we get back in to the party its time for the Hottest Jock Contest which was combined with the Lube wrestling. The person would show their Jock off then enter the lubed up kiddie pool to wrestle another opponent. The same person won both the Jock contest and the wrestling match - his name is Jakob - he is a tall cubbish looking German dude, very gorgeous. After this is over, Eric has my Sir announce that its time to open the Dungeon up for the night.

All the boys/pups go down there and 5 of us get stripped and put in the slings, I am one of the 5. My sir ties my wrists to the upper loops, and my feet to the lower loops. Then my sir walks up to where my head is and forces his cock in my mouth, and I begin sucking him off like there is no tomorrow. As I am sucking, I hear him say to me that a boy, suck my cock, choke on it, then I hear him tell Eric to fuck my ass. I feel Eric's tongue on my asshole... it feels so fucking good getting my ass eaten while my Sir face fucks me. Then I feel Eric's cock at my ass, and Sir pushes his hips into the sling forcing the restraints to tighten and Eric's cock to push into me. Then I feel Sir back up and Eric's cock slip out... then I feel Eric push his cock roughly into me. Eric begins fucking me as Sir face fucks me. I then hear Eric tell his boy to suck my cock, I then feel Billy's (his boy) warm mouth around my cock... sucking my cock, and I can see his head bobbing up and down on my cock. Sir tells Eric he wants all 3 of us to cum at the same time, and oh my fucking god they both came at the same time causing me to cum in Billy's mouth. I loved the feeling of Sir cumming down my throat while Eric came in my ass... both Sirs bucked into me before cumming. After it was over, my Sir freed me from the restraints. It was Billy's turn to get restrained in the sling, so Eric restrained him just like Sir had restrained me. Eric began to face fuck Billy, while my Sir fucked Billy's ass. Then Sir told me to suck Billy's cock so I could swallow every drop of his cum... it only took about 15 minutes until Billy unloaded in my mouth. Before I stood back up, Sir told me to bite Billy's left nipple in appreciation, so I did, causing Billy to growl and I woofed back at him.

Sir, Eric, Billy, and I walked around watching the debauchery all around... Sir and Eric slapping the boy’s asses and biting their nipples. Then, Sir looks at Eric and asks him if he has to pee.  Eric smiles and says yeah I do.  Sir looks at me and says boy, get in the trough. I climb in quickly and lay down on my back. Eric says to Billy boy, you can join in the peeing.  Billy smiles at the thought. So they surround me on three sides and begin pissing on me... it feels so good. Sir pisses in my mouth and I spit it at Billy, causing Sir to slap me and tell me mind my manners. After they are done pissing on me, I have to suck and lick each of their cocks clean. Sir then tells me to stay in the trough the rest of the night.  For the next 2 hours I served as piss boy.

Then a very gorgeous guy came to the trough and began pissing on me and pinching my nipples.  After he was done, he forced me to suck him clean then forced me to suck his cock, and when he began edging, he made me climb out of the trough and he bent me over a workhorse... he put a condom on and lubed up his cock. Then he got on his knees and ate my ass - getting it prepped for his cock.  Then he stands up and forces his cock into my ass. He fucks me roughly, slapping my ass, and pinching my nipples. He then grabs my hair and pushes me to the ground, telling me I am going to swallow every last drop of his cum... then he pulls off his condom and forces his cock roughly into my mouth. He begins bucking his hips, burying my face deep into his crotch, while grinding my face into him... then he begins moaning and I feel his load shoot down my throat.
 

Slowly people started leaving the party... all the boys limping ;-) ... a few of the first timers seemed like they needed wheelchairs. After everyone had left - Sir, Eric, Billy, and I put our Jocks back on and went into Eric and Billy's backyard, drank a few glasses of wine, and began breaking everything down. We exchanged hugs and gropes, then Sir and I headed home.

Today, I am super sore, and walking a bit funny. But the night was worth the aftermath. Plus it was a charity event; the event raised $700 for Autism.